Because how could I choose Elvis over Nick?
Drop dead gorgeous? Elvis. Even with that giant collar.
Drop dead cool? Nick.
Sweatiness? Elvis. That counts as a point for Nick, by the way.
Hair? Don’t make me choose…
Best pronunciation of the word “mama”? Elvis, for sure.
Smoothest voice? Elvis.
Drug habit? It’s a tie…..
See? Got to include them both.